Disney Land

The other day someone compared The California Academy of Sciences to Disneyland and they weren’t happy about it, but what if we could get rid of these stupid fake mice and get kids to like real mice? And jellyfish, and sharks and snakes and reindeer, it’d be much cooler for kids to be obsessed with REAL LIFE than some Disneyland shit. There will always be money involved but at least we can teach the next wave of minions to take care of our planet.